humansofnewyork:

“I love her randomness.”“Tell me about a time she was random.”“Three hours ago. I went to pick her up, and I found her double-dutching on the sidewalk with some kids. Then she went inside and came out wearing this.”
crunchwrapmistress:

omg my mother
laughingsquid:

Hairy Stockings For Young Chinese Girls To Fend Off Perverts